A friend recently sent me some policy proposals. They consists of two plans: A and B
Plan A:
The Democrats and their radical environmentalist friends want us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11+ million illegal aliens. That would be 11+ million less people using fossil fuels. Demand would drop, the price of gas would come down, and the environment would be cleaner.
Plan B
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal alien crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If hey refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
