Vice President Biden was at a fundraiser in central Illinois today demanding more tax dollars for bureaucrats so they can prevent domestic violence and sexual assault. Sort of the way more money for educrats (teachers) has resulted in higher test scores.
Biden was joined by former Republican Ray LaHood and by always liberal Dick Durbin at the Peoria Civic Center where he preached what sounded like quite the misogynistic barn burner. Taking credit for the 1994 Violence Against Women Act, Biden told the audience that more education and the adjustment of "cultural attitudes" was the key to preventing violence against women.
Biden sermonized that "No man, no man, no man, under any condition other than self-defense, has the right to raise his hand to a woman. No condition. None. Zero."
Always sensitive to sexual diversity, and with an incredible ability to state the obvious, Rev. Biden also spoke to the men in the audience, telling them "You don't want your friends to know a[nother] man raped you. ...Because you're ashamed." NOTE: We assume Biden meant sexual rather than financial rape.
Closing his homily, and reflecting his own political piousness, the Vice President told the audience that they're "doing God's work." As a demigod himself, Biden is, of course, an expert on the Big Guy.
