by Sam Pierce
What is wrong with kids these days? The ungrateful little punks should be ashamed of themselves. No, I'm not talking about the little wannabe thugs who wear their pants below their butts or the wannabe starlets/streetwalkers who wear... well, usually not enough. I am not referring to those who talk back to their parents or do not behave in class.
The brats I'm talking about are much worse! These are the selfish little trolls who don't know their purpose. Take my kids, for example. I have seven and only the oldest has a job, and it is part time! I'm not sure who is to blame for this outrage. Someone should be ashamed, however. At the very least, my thirteen and 11 year old children should be pulling their weight.