• Home
  • Illinois News
  • Illinois Politics
  • US Politics
  • US NEWS
  • America First
  • Opinion
  • World News
  • Second Amendment
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
Illinois Review
  • Login
  • Register
  • Home
  • Illinois News
  • Illinois Politics
  • US Politics
  • US NEWS
  • America First
  • Opinion
  • World News
  • Second Amendment
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Illinois News
  • Illinois Politics
  • US Politics
  • US NEWS
  • America First
  • Opinion
  • World News
  • Second Amendment
No Result
View All Result
Illinois Review
No Result
View All Result
Home Illinois News

IL GOP takes on The Onion with satirical press release

Illinois Review by Illinois Review
October 13, 2022
in Illinois News
Reading Time: 2 mins read
A A
0
27
SHARES
448
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Screen Shot 2022-04-18 at 12.51.48 PM

You might also like

Pritzker’s Medical Aid-in-Dying Law Takes Effect Saturday After Judge Declines to Block It

For a ‘Businessman,’ Pritzker’s Billions Haven’t Grown Much

After Kiss-Cam Fallout, Hoffenberg Campaign With Just $13,869 on Hand Gets $50,000 Loan From Her Husband

CHICAGO – The Illinois Republican Party's communications executive director Joe Hackler apparently woke up with an inclination towards satire Monday morning, as the Party put out a press release mocking Governor Pritzker as having landed a convention to promote carjacking. 

Illinois Review asked Hackler – who is also running for state representative in the IL GOP primary – if this press release was meant for April 1st.  We also wonder if we're to laugh off future press releases from the IL GOP – and how do we know when the press releases are serious or when they're meant for The Onion or the Babylon Bee? 

And why during a year that Republicans COULD make headway in Illinois, this is coming from the IL GOP? 

Here's exactly what Hackler sent out:

Screen Shot 2022-04-18 at 11.36.06 AM

If the print on the image is too small for you to read on your phone, here's what it says verbatim:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Monday, April 18, 2022

Contact: [email protected]

Pro-Criminal Governor Lands National Carjacking Convention

CHICAGO – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker may announce today that he has landed a major new convention to boost Illinois tourism: The National Carjacking Convention!

"Carjackers around the country are so excited that our state has become a haven for violent criminals and that I as governor have sided with carjackers over victims and law enforcement," Pritzker says in remarks prepared for delivery by the Illinois Republican Party.

"As the legislative session dragged on, it became clear to me that if I pushed a single piece of legislation that might actually stop the carjacking epidemic in Illinois, we might lose out on a major tourism opportunity. So I called Speaker Welch, and I said, put a brick on anything that stops crime – put a brick on anything that tries to roll back our anti-police, pro-criminal law. And today, with crime skyrocketing and carjacking out of control, I'm proud to announce we have landed the 2022 National Carjacking Convention right here in Illinois."

Related

Share11Tweet7
Previous Post

Where’s Weyermuller? At Chicago Northside GOP Offices’ grand opening

Next Post

Rossi: American Eagle Poops On President Biden for Blaming Putin for the Destructive Inflation He Created (truth & humor)

Illinois Review

Illinois Review

Founded in 2005, Illinois Review is the leading perspective and source of conservative news, opinion and information in Illinois. Follow Illinois Review on X at @IllinoisReview.

Recommended For You

Pritzker’s Medical Aid-in-Dying Law Takes Effect Saturday After Judge Declines to Block It

by Illinois Review
September 10, 2026
0
Pritzker’s Medical Aid-in-Dying Law Takes Effect Saturday After Judge Declines to Block It

By Illinois ReviewA federal judge on Thursday declined to issue a preliminary injunction blocking Illinois' medical aid-in-dying law from taking effect Saturday, allowing the state to proceed with...

Read moreDetails

For a ‘Businessman,’ Pritzker’s Billions Haven’t Grown Much

by Illinois Review
September 9, 2026
0
For a ‘Businessman,’ Pritzker’s Billions Haven’t Grown Much

By Illinois ReviewIllinois Gov. JB Pritzker has regularly pointed to his business and investment background as part of his resume.But his own net-worth history raises a question: if...

Read moreDetails

After Kiss-Cam Fallout, Hoffenberg Campaign With Just $13,869 on Hand Gets $50,000 Loan From Her Husband

by Illinois Review
September 8, 2026
0
After Kiss-Cam Fallout, Hoffenberg Campaign With Just $13,869 on Hand Gets $50,000 Loan From Her Husband

By Illinois ReviewLyons Township Clerk Elyse Hoffenberg’s campaign has received a $50,000 loan from her husband, a major infusion of cash that comes after weeks of intense publicity...

Read moreDetails

New Hoffenberg Scandal: Clerk Used Taxpayer-Funded Kids Event for Campaign Ad, Watchdog Says

by Illinois Review
September 2, 2026
0
New Hoffenberg Scandal: Clerk Used Taxpayer-Funded Kids Event for Campaign Ad, Watchdog Says

By Illinois ReviewLyons Township Clerk Elyse Hoffenberg is facing new scrutiny after a government ethics watchdog said a campaign video filmed during a taxpayer-funded township event may have...

Read moreDetails

The Kiss Seen Around the World: Illinois Review Video Tops 1.6 Million Views

by Illinois Review
September 2, 2026
0
Hoffenberg Releases Kiss Video to Tribune; Footage Raises Questions About Her ‘Peck’ Account

By Illinois ReviewThe surveillance video showing Lyons Township Clerk Elyse Hoffenberg and Bridgeview Mayor Steven Landek kissing inside her government office after hours has now become the most-watched...

Read moreDetails
Next Post

Rossi: American Eagle Poops On President Biden for Blaming Putin for the Destructive Inflation He Created (truth & humor)

Please login to join discussion

Best Dental Group

Related News

IL Freedom Caucus calls on Lurie Children’s Hospital to cease gender services for kids

October 27, 2022

Beckman: Is the Brigham Young University racial slur controversy another hoax?

October 27, 2022

Salvi polling shows closer race

October 27, 2022

Browse by Category

  • America First
  • Education
  • Faith & Family
  • Foreign Policy
  • Health Care
  • Illinois News
  • Illinois Politics
  • Opinion
  • Science
  • Second Amendment
  • TRENDING
  • US NEWS
  • US Politics
  • World News
Illinois Review

llinois Review LLC Editor-in-Chief Mark Vargas General Counsel Scott Kaspar Copyright © 2025 IR Media Corp., all rights reserved.

Navigate Site

  • Checkout
  • Home
  • Home – mobile
  • Login/Register
  • Login/Register
  • My account
  • My Account-
  • My Account- – mobile

Follow Us

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password? Sign Up

Create New Account!

Fill the forms below to register

All fields are required. Log In

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Illinois News
  • Illinois Politics
  • US Politics
  • Health Care
  • US NEWS
  • America First
  • Opinion
  • TRENDING
  • Education
  • Foreign Policy
  • Second Amendment
  • Faith & Family
  • Science
  • World News

llinois Review LLC Editor-in-Chief Mark Vargas General Counsel Scott Kaspar Copyright © 2025 IR Media Corp., all rights reserved.

Not enough quota to unlock this post
Unlock left : 0
Are you sure want to cancel subscription?