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Thorner: The Eagles’ “Hotel California” updated for Newsom’s Socialist Dystopia

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Unnoticed by many was the visit of CA Governor Newsom to the White House to attend meetings when President Biden was abroad in the Middle East. Was Newsom house hunting while Biden was away?
 
As reported in the Washington Examiner:  "California Gov. Gavin Newsom looked right at home at the White House on Wednesday while President Joe Biden was out of town."
 
"Newsom was walking to a door to the White House when a reporter asked him how he was feeling. After a few exchanges, Newsom waved off the reporter and said, "See you in a bit," before heading inside."
 
Are the Leftists getting the sheeple all lined up for when they dump Joe and Kammie?  Leftists have become pros at enacting what Edward Bernays set forth in shaping public opinion.  Edward Bernays is known as the Father of Public Relations and Propaganda.  As the nephew of Freud, Bernays made a Profession out of shaping public opinion.

 
Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia
 
The parody, Welcome to the Hotel Paranola, posted July 4, 2022, is a rewrite of the Eagles’ 1977 hit song, Hotel California (Rewritten song lyrics by imagiNed.com).  
 
The parody, as indicated below, is certainly relevant to the current times of COVID-19, the catastrophic pandemic response and the media’s systematic force-feeding of fear.
 
HOTEL PARANOIA 
 
On the great reset highway, fools’ words in my ear
Warm smell of infection, rising up through the fear
Up ahead in the future, I saw a frightening sight
My health grew heavy and my rights grew dim
I got locked down for the night
 
“Show passports at the doorway,”
I heard the armed guards tell
And I was thinking to myself,
“This could be Heaven or this could be Hell”
Then they brought out the needles and they boosted away
There were voices from the monitor,
I thought I heard them say…
 
Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia
Such an ugly place (Such an ugly place)
So just mask your face
Plenty of doom at the Hotel Paranoia
Any kind of fear (Any kind of fear)
You can find it here
 
The news is definitely twisted toward propagandic ends
They got a lot of pretty newsman boys they call friends
How they lie in the courthouse, hyping the threat.
Some lie to remember, some lie to forget
 
So I called up the doctor,
“Please help me feel fine”
He said, “We haven’t showed that spirit here since nineteen twenty nine”
And so our choice is falling so far away,
Taken out in the middle of the night
Then you hear them say…
 
Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia
Such an ugly place (Such an ugly place)
So just mask your face
The living will die at the Hotel Paranoia
What a big surprise (not a nice surprise)
Right before your eyes.
 
Fear’s up to the ceiling,
They keep vaccine on ice
“Sure,” we said, “we are all just listeners here, on our own device”
And in Big Pharma’s boardrooms,
They gathered for the feast
They profit from our sickly lives
And they just can’t care the least
 
Last thing I remember, I was
Lying on the floor
I couldn’t get the message back
To the way it was before
“React,” said the fright man,
“We are programmed to deceive.
You can fact check any time you like,
But you will not believe.”
 
The words to the Eagles’ 1977 hit song, Hotel California:

 

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