By James P. Economos, DDS, Opinion Contributor
Are you aware of the newest drug on the market? It’s called Abrain and it has arrived in time to help those in need with memory and brain function. In these days of “woke” and politically-correct education of people in schools, and now affecting many corporate boards – it’s arrival certainly is welcome!
There are many examples where “Abrain” can serve the public. As stated, this new drug improves life and leads to better decision making. So, let’s talk about where this could be useful.
Abrain can be useful to those who live in urban areas constantly whining about the poor situation they live in, yet they still elect the same type of politicians year after year who don’t improve their conditions.
Perhaps it will lead to voters making better decisions at the polling place.
Who knows. One can only hope.
Governing well is on display in red states like Florida & Tennessee, but in states like Illinois, New York or California – taking Abrain can be helpful. Certainly, people living in red states don’t need to take Abrain as they have naturally instinctive intelligence!
Abrain would also help those who listen to the climate change alarmists where they promote policies that are much more harmful in many aspects than the modern conveniences – allowing for a better civilized and longer living life.
Abrain may help people cancel cable subscriptions as clear minded people know better! Turning off the news outlets on television who constantly gaslight will help reduce anxiety and allow people to sleep better. The good economic times we had during the Trump presidency; Covid and the jab are but a few examples of where Abrain was needed as the media was promoting propaganda as they traditionally do.
Abrain also needs to be prescribed to university professors, students and those in the academic field who have many degrees but demonstrate very little common sense in their thoughts and actions. Overall, Abrain would boost academics on all levels.
You can see the latest commercial on YouTube regarding the many benefits of Abrain. Give credit to Nick Peterson for this creative release of this pharmaceutical commercial parody.
We all could use a few more laughs.
